When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes, ever.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down, Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.